Monday, 24 November 2008

Dear Mark Wahlberg

So it's no secret I have an unhealthy obsession with Mark Wahlberg. Therefore you can only imagine my delight when I read a letter written to Mark Wahlberg by Dan Goodswen at one of my favourite blogs - theEMPIREblog. Although I will support Marky till death, or an AVO, do us part I found this post very endearing and reflective of how a lot of fans are feeling at the moment. You can read the letter in its entirity here: http://www.empireonline.com/empireblog/post.asp?id=308

Wednesday, 19 November 2008

It's what all the cool kids are doing . . . edition #6

Seed ProductionsRun down:

Hugh Jackman formed this company a few years back with wife Deborra-Lee Furness and long time assistant John Palermo. The company has a deal with 20th Century Fox and has head quarters at their studios in Los Angeles and Sydney. It’s great see Jackman and his Australian partners taking on Hollywood with their own concepts and big budget productions aimed at pulling in the revenue.

Released films:

Deception (2008)

Up and coming films:

X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) – see the bottom of the `Avenge is Sweet’ post for a ridiculous amount of info on this film.

Drive (2009) – once again Jackman stars in this action drama about a Hollywood stuntman who discovers there’s a hit on him.

Wooden Spoon Productions

Run down:

The brainchild of Kirsten Dunst and her mother, the company names was inspired by her grandmother and symbolizes women and creativity. The company was only recently formed and hasn’t released any films as yet. Clearly Dunst’s rehabilitation for depression as taken priority.

Tuesday, 18 November 2008

Maybe I'll try High School Musical 3 instead . . .

Following conversation took place during this afternoons Sex, Society and Cinema lecture at uni:

Lecturer: I haven’t seen Beverley Hills Chihuahua yet.
Tutor: I don’t think that has any skull-fucking in it.
Lecturer: Oh. Well . . . in that case I don’t want to see it then.

It's what all the cool kids are doing . . . edition #5

Happy Maddison

Run down:

No doubt this is probably the most successful company founded by an actor with more than 20 massive hits, most grossing over the $100 million mark. Originally founded in 1999 by Adam Sandler, other famous partners have joined the company over time along with many of Sandler’s writers. Steve Buscemi , Rob Schneider, David Spade and Chris Rock are some of the major partners in the company.

Released films:

Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)

Little Nicky (2000)

The Animal (2001)

Joe Dirt (2001)

Mr. Deeds (2002)

The Master of Disguise (2002)

Eight Crazy Nights (2002)

The Hot Chick (2002)

Anger Management (2003)

Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star (2003)

50 First Dates (2004)

The Longest Yard (2005)

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)

Grandma’s Boy (2006)

The Benchwarmers (2006)

Click (2006)

Rules of Engagement (2007) (TV series)

I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (2007)

Strange Wilderness (2008)

You Don’t Mess with the Zohan (2008)

The Gong Show with Dave Attell (2008)

The House Bunny (2008)

Up and coming films:

Bedtime Stories (2008) -due for release on boxing day 2008 and featuring an all star cast of Sandler, Keri Russel, Guy Pearce, Courtney Cox, Russel Brand and Lucy Lawless. A fantasy comedy aimed at family audiences about the adventures of a handyman when the bedtime stories he tells his children start to come true.

Paul Blart:Mall Cop (2009)

Funny People (2009) - from the mind of Judd Apatow this creation stars none other than one of my favourite Aussies Eric Bana in one of the lead roles alongside Adam Sandler, Seth Rogen, Jason Schwartzman, Leslie Mann and Jonah Hill.

Monday, 17 November 2008

It's what all the cool kids are doing . . . edition #4

Appian Way

Run down:

Named after the most important ancient Roman road, Appian Way productions is the brainchild of I’m flying Jack opps I mean Romeo no, um, sorry I mean Leonardo Dicaprio. Leo certainly has a talent for picking the right roles and he has made a career of good choices. He’s obviously using the same talent with his production company which have and are pumping out some of the juiciest movies to hit our screen. Of all the companies listed here I get excited about what Appian Way are creating more than any others and I think much of this has to do with Leo’s brilliance as a producer. Just look at his track record, you’ve got to admit the boy has talent both on and off screen.
Released films:

The Assassination of Richard Nixon (2004) –Leo was executive producer

The Aviator (2004) - Leo was executive producer

Gardener of Eden (2007) - Leo was executive producer

The 11th Hour - Leo was executive producer and writer

Up and coming films:

In Dark Woods (2008) – although not much has been released about this yet we do know it’s a horror thriller and Leo is producing. (Leo to produce).

Greensburg (2008) (TV series) – Leo is executive producer

Atari (2009) – there’s been a lot of hype surrounding Atari which is a biopic about godfather of the video game industry, Nolan Bushnell and his transition from fixing broken pinball machines, to launching his own manufacturer in the early '70s. (Leo to produce).

Orphan (2009) – okay so this storyline has been done a 1000 times before; a husband and wife who recently lost their baby adopt a 9-year-old girl who is not as innocent as she claims to be. But, I bet the other films never had the always incredible Peter Sarsgaard in them!

Shutter Island (2009) – the next film from legendary Martin Scorsese is set in 1954 as U.S Marshal Teddy Daniels investigates the disappearance of a murderess who escaped from a hospital for the criminally insane and is presumed to be hiding on the remote Shutter Island. Leo is in the lead role and if his performance is anything like the last time he collaborated with Scorsese (The Departed) prepare for the wow factor. Mark Ruffalo, Emily Mortimer, Michelle Williams and Ben Kingsley also star.

The Rise of Theodore Roosevelt (2010) - Leo to produce.

Conspiracy of Fools (2011) - Leo to produce.

The Chancellor Manuscript (2011) – Leo is novelist Peter Chancellor who's life becomes a mirror of his latest novel, and he becomes tangled in a web involving Washington power brokers and a blackmailed plot targeted to alter U.S. policy. (Leo to produce).

Sunday, 16 November 2008

It's what all the cool kids are doing . . . edition #3

Handsomecharlie Films

Run down:

Natalie Portman said she was sick of waiting around for studios to offer her juicy roles so she started her own production company. Through Handsomecharlie Portman has written and will direct her first feature film, Eve, which is due for release in early 2009.

Released films:

Only founded in April of this year the company hasn’t released any films.

Up and coming films:

Eve- see above for details

Love and Other Impossible Pursuits- due for release in June, 2009 in the US it stars Portman in the lead role in this comedy/drama that details the story of a woman's difficult relationship with her stepson.

Suspira- a remake of the classic Italian horror film this has a 2010 release date and no word yet as to who will star or direct. A bold choice for a project.

Saturday, 15 November 2008

It's what all the cool kids are doing . . . edition #2

Type A Films

Run down:
Reese Witherspoon founded this company and despite one major flop (Legally Blonde 2) critics have responded well to the produce coming out of Type A. Generally the films released by the company are light and comedic with sexual undertones and plenty of one-liners. All of the productions so far feature Witherspoon in a starring or cameo with either a writing or production credit. Taking a step away from their family friendly image news emerged in May this year that Type A Films were working on a script about the 1997 murder o
f Reena Virk, a 14-year-old who was murdered by schoolmates.

Released films:

Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde (2004)

Penelope (2007) – starring Christina Ricci, James McAvoy and Reese Witherspoon taking a brilliant turn as a slutty biker chick. An odd but sweet tale of a young heiress born with a pig snot thanks to a family curse. The only way to break the spell is a kiss from her true love. Surprisingly this film has some dark aspects which make up for the sickeningly romantic moments.

Up and coming films:

Four Christmases – starring Reese and Vince Vaughn this flick will be out just in time for Christmas this year. A comedy about a couple struggling to visit all four of their divorced parents on Christmas Day.

Friday, 14 November 2008

Twilight overload!

It's a day ending in Y and so here's another Twilight update. Fans in the US have been going crazy (crazier than usual for Americans) at public appearances where members of the cast have been available to sign autographs at shopping malls across the country. Tweens have been showing up in their thousands, yes I said thousands, to "meet and greet Edward Cullen in person." Ummm I hate to be the bearer of bad news or have a pack of ravenous 14-year-old girls set upon me but has anyone let them know Edward Cullen is a fictional character? Do they realise Robert Pattison is an actor? A hot, talented actor at that but none the less an ACTOR. Things have been getting so crazy at the signings riots have broken out and one appearance had to be canceled because the crowd of over 700 got too rowdy. This is getting out of control! The film hasn't even opened yet at already Pattison is being treated like the next Zac Efron . . . . ew. On that note, how long till the nude pictures of Kristen Stewart are released? Naturally gossip blogger Perez Hilton has all the exclusive, juicy details and official statements which you can view here:
http://perezhilton.com/category/twilight/
On a slightly less fanatical note the Twilight soundtrack has been selling quicker than chocolate cigarettes in the US and is currently #1 on the Billboard album charts. It has also become the biggest digital album of the year breaking all previous records at Amazon. This is great to hear as Stephnie Meyer hand picked most of the songs on the album from some of her favourite bands which mostly happen to be emerging alternative and indie groups. Hopefully the album will get them the exposure they need to boost a few more record sales. There have also been a bunch of lengthy scenes from the movie leaked online but if you want my opinion, I say wait for the movie and watch it on a quality screen in the cinema the way it was intended. As reported last week, online ticket site Fandago was reporting record sales with the Twilight pre-sale selling out at more than 100 locations. More updates have come to light and the latest figures show Twilight is smashing the new Bond flick Quantum of Solace in pre-sales. This is great news for the humble Summit Entertainment studio which is behind the Twilight film.

It's what all the cool kids are doing . . .

It seems all the cool kids these days are starting up their own production companies. Leonardo Dicaprio, Reese Witherspoon, Adam Sandler, Natalie Portman, Hugh Jackman, Brad Pitt and Kirsten Dunst are just a few of the A-list celebs who have been using their hard earned millions to start up production companies. Personally I think it’s great to see these guys put something back in to the industry which they have got so much from. So I've decided to do a series on some of the companies out there as there's simply too much content for one post. There will be a new production company featured each day with a run down on the motivations behind their start ups and a complete filmography. To start of the series who better than Mr Chiseled Abs himself, Brad Pitt and his baby Plan B Entertainment.

Plan B Entertainment

Run down:
Talk about awkward . . . Brad Pitt and then wifey Jennifer Aniston founded this production company along with the CEO of Paramount Brad Grey. The company has had some pretty major hits considering its short history. Aniston withdrew from the company when she divorced Pitt and he started having babies with another, hotter woman. Like most of these companies they tend to produce films in which the actor stars. Plan B
currently has a deal with Paramount Pictures, Warner Bros and 20th Century Fox.
Released films:

Troy (2004)

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)

The Departed (2006)

Running with Scissors (2006)

Year of the Dog (2007)

A Mighty Heart (2007) – one of the best accounts of the sacrifices a foreign journalist and his wife (Angelina Jolie) had to make. Based on a true story and adapted from her memoir.

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (2007)

The Time Traveler’s Wife (2008)

The Gifted (2008)

Pretty/Handsome (2008)

Up and coming films:

The Tree of Life (2009)

The Senator’s Wife (2009)

The Private Lives of Pippa Lee (2009) – talk about an ensemble of powerful leading ladies! This drama stars some of the best actresses in Hollywood with Robin Wright Penn, Julianne Moore, Monica Bellucci, Winona Ryder, Maria Bello (with the exception of the irritating Blake Lively). Keanu Reeves is also thrown in for good measure and Little Miss Sunshine legend Alan Arkin is in a lead too.

Peace Like a River (2009)

On the Clock (2009)

Kick-Ass (2009) – Nicholas Cage lead a cast of minors in a quirky film about an unnoticed high school student and comic book fan who one day decides to become a super-hero, even though he has no powers, training or meaningful reason to do so.

Atlas Shrugged (2009)

World War Z (2010) – awesome sounding film adapted from a novel about a man collecting the stories and experiences of those who survived a world wide Zombie epidemic known as World War Z. Can’t wait! No directors or actors are on board yet.

Marching Powder (2010)

Dirty Tricks (2010)

Thursday, 13 November 2008

Crazy in Lycra

If Beyonce thought she was crazy in love, then wait till she sees herself in star studded blue, red and gold Lycra! Did I mention she carries a lasso? A lasso of truth no less. Yes, I’m sorry to bore you with more comic book to movie adaptations but this one was just too good to leave out. Beyonce told interviewers in Los Angeles that she has met with both DC Comics and Warner Bros to discuss staring as the Amazon princess in an up and coming feature film based on the comic series. For those of you scratching your heads going “huh? I thought Megan Gale was Wonder Woman?” let me explain. Yes Aussie super model Megan Gale has been cast as Wonder Woman but that’s in a separate film adaptation of the Justice League America comics due for release in 2010. Megan’s must have a thing for Wonder Woman as earlier this year the Internet was buzzing with news that Megan Fox was earmarked for the lead role but thankfully Beyonce has now taking over as the front runner for the starring role. Megan Fox was a stupid suggestion as no one could ever believe that chick could be a super hero, a toddler could snap her like a twig she’s so anor. At least Beyonce and Megan Gale have some meat on them and with a bit of gym work could muscle-up for the part. Hmmm . . . but I’m not sure about Beyonce as Wonder Woman. Don’t get me wrong, I certainly think she’s up for the job and has the charisma and attitude to pull off the role. Plus I think it’s great casting agents are willing the see past the obvious race differences and choose someone who has the substance to fit the character and not necessarily the physical resemblance (i.e. Megan Gale). My uncertainty is the quality of this film. No details on director or script writer have come to light yet but it’s no secret this production has been plagued with problems for years. An attempt to bring Wonder Woman to the big screen began in the early nineties but fell through due to lack of financial support. The project got a reboot in the early 2000s and Jennifer Aniston was signed on to play the lead. However, that also fell through. So fingers crossed they can get it right this time with bootylicious Beyonce on board. No doubt she will be `total hotness’ in the infamous Wonder Woman ensemble.

Monday, 10 November 2008

10 days and counting . . . .

Tomorrow is November 11 and for some that means a day to commemorate those soldiers who fought for Australia post World War I. For others it means exactly one month until the Twilight film opens in Australia.
And not only do those lucky buggers in the US get a black president, they also get to see Twilight in a mere 10 days time (November 21). Needless to say, with the opening just around the corner pressure is beginning to mount. Apparently the filmmakers behind Twilight are sick of hearing their movie is the next Harry Potter just because it contains elements of the supernatural and occupies the boy-wizards previous release date. Director Catherine Hardwicke said these comparisons are producing unrealistic expectations for the film as the seven-book Potter series sold 400 million copies and generated $4.5 billion in worldwide box office figures while Twilight is going off a global fan base that has purchased only 17 million books. Only! That's a lot of forrest right there! Hardwicke went on to tell Entertainment Weekly that Twilight is more of a sophisticated Romeo and Juliette story, which is what I have been preaching for months now. There are three alternative Twilight covers being released by EW tomorrow in the lead up to the film one featuring Edward Cullen aka Robert Pattison solo, one featuring Bella Swan aka Kristen Stewart solo and one (below) featuring the together.Summit Entertainment are the studio behind the Twilight film and no doubt the execs are hoping for a massive hit given the company's shaky success rate. In it's 18-month history Summit has only released five movies with nothing grossing over $25 million and efforts such as Sex Drive being flat out failures. If Twilight is going to be a hit it's going to need to lure fans other than hardcore followers of the series. To break even and make a substantial profit for the company Twilight needs to have at least a $20 million opening weekend in the US. As reported on this blog last week, the sequel New Moon is apparently not set in stone according to Hardwicke. Although Stephine Meyer and Melissa Rosenberg have started working on the script, Hardwicke says the film must gross $150 million for the studio to approve a follow-up, which will require extensive special effects and location shooting. Oh gawd, now I'm getting nervous with all this money talk. I really hope this is a hit. But even if it's not, as long as it's a good film that's faithful to the subject matter then I'll be a happy vampire. Blogger, I meant blogger.

Sin Cities (plural)

Is it Christmas already? No, we're still in November. Then how can all my dreams be coming true? The dreams that exclude Mark Wahlberg from proposing to me that is . . . .
Anyway, the god of awesome has totally smiled upon me due to the news Robert Rodriguez is writing and directing two more Sin City films. TWO! For those of you born in the last six seconds, Rodriguez is just my FAVOURITE DIRECTOR EVER! Needless to say Sin City is also one of my favourite films and it went on to revolutionize the way movies are shot. Films like 300, Speed Racer and The Spirit are a few who have taken a lot from Sin City.If you don't know what Sin City is about you don't deserve to live. Okay, a little harsh maybe but it's that brilliant everyone should know. Adapted from a graphic novel written and drawn by the legendary Frank Miller, Sin City tells multiple stories of the inhabitants of Basin City - a dark, dangerous, neo-noir town. Miller directed, wrote and produced the original along with Rodriguez. Rodriguez's BFF Quentin Tarantino also guest-directed a scene or three. Although Sin City isn't scheduled to be released until 2010, a cast of colossal calibre has signed on for the sequel. The following is a brief list;

Clive Owen is Dwight McCarthy --from original
Mickey Rourke is Marv --from original
Jessica Alba is Nancy Callahan --from original
Rosario Dawson is Gail --from original
Rose McGowan is Ava Lord (rumoured)
Michael Clarke Duncan is Manute --from original
Jamie King is Goldie/ Wendy --from original
Brittany Murphy is Shellie --from original
Antonio Banderas is ??? (rumoured)
Devon Aoki is Miho --from original
Danny Trejo is ??? (rumoured)
Powers Boothe is Senator Roark--from original
As you can see most of the surviving characters from the original Sin City are reprising their roles as well as appearances from Rodriguez regulars Danny Trejo, Antonio Banderas and the smokin Rose McGowan. The plot follows one of the later graphic novels and delves further in to the past of Dwight and Marv as well as the present of the other characters. Rodriguez is commonly known as the `one man film crew' because of how he has a hand in all aspects of the film making process. Just as he did in Sin City he will be behind the cinematography, directing, producing, editing, writing and the music for Sin City 2. What a legend. Seriously.

If the above news isn't enough to get your juices going, Miller and Rodriguez are all aboard for Sin City 3 which is scheduled for release in 2011. This film will be based around the story of an ex-Navy SEAL named Wallace who saves a young woman, Esther, from killing herself. After a night on the town, she's kidnapped by mysterious people and so on and so forth. Johnny Depp is rumoured to have already signed on to play Wallace but no other cast details have come to light.
Santa is awesome.

Avenge is sweet

After the astounding success of Iron Man and The Incredible Hulk (the first two films from newly created Marvel Studios) it’s no wonder there are already two more films in production for the Iron Man franchise. Robert Downey Jnr has signed on for three more films as billionaire Tony Stark aka Iron Man and Terrence Howard’s character of Colonel James ‘Rhodey’ Rhodes is now being played by the talented Don Cheadle for the next three films. But wait, “three films?” I hear you say. Yes, that’s right THREE FILMS. Two more in the Iron Man franchise then Downey Jnr and Cheadle will reprise their roles in (drum roll please)
THE AVENGERS MOVIE!!!
There have been rumours circulating since Marvel created their own studio to independently produce their creations and those rumours appeared to have some substance when Downey Jnr had a cameo in The Incredible Hulk. Marvel Studios today confirmed The Avengers movie is in pre-production and Jon Favreau is on board to direct. Favreau did a stellar job of directing the first Iron Man film and is also set to direct the rest of the franchise. Sounds like a hefty work load for the writer/director/actor but he’ll be backed up by an awesome support team in the form of Louis D'Esposito, Stan Lee, David Maisel and Denis Stewart. Phew. Admittedly I’m getting really sick of comic book to film adaptations and it seriously feels like every second movie was originally a comic or graphic novel. Be original folks and create some new shit! But (and there is a but) I’m looking forward to The Avengers mainly because it’s a classic and one of the most recognised comics of all time. Those of you unfamiliar with The Avengers, here’s a quick run down. First created in 1963 by the legendary Stan Lee, The Avengers features some of Marvels key characters who unite to create a unique crime fighting unit. Originally founded and majorly funded by Tony Stark other characters in the unit include The Hulk, Captain America, Thor, The Black Widow, Spider Man, The Fanatstic Four and more. Whether some of these characters will appear in the film adaption is yet to be known but other team members in The Avengers have included Wolverine, Storm, Daredevil, Electra, The Punisher and tonnes of other lesser known characters. Only Edward Norton’s version of the Hulk, Captain America and Thor have been confirmed to be in the film version which is scheduled for release on July 15, 2011. The Iron Man sequel will be in theatres on May 7, 2010. Both will be distributed by Paramount Pictures.
On a related topic, I’m extremely pleased at the produce coming out of Marvel Studios and am glad they were able to make enough money off the rights to the characters they sold (i.e. Spiderman, The Punisher, Daredevil, X-Men) to start their own studio. After all, who can handle the Marvel subject material better than the people who created it? No one, that’s who. And with the animators, writers and creators at the forefront of the company (i.e Stan Lee, Don heck) it truly sounds like they have the characters best interests at heart when creating the films. Unfortunately Marvel Studios don’t have anything new coming out in 2009 as the highly anticipated X-Men Origins: Wolverine is from 20th Century Fox as they own the rights to the X-Men franchise. Hugh Jackman will be back to reprise his role as Wolverine and
Liev Schreiber (aka Naomi Watts’ hubby) will play the famous Sabertooth, the `always hot right now’ Ryan Reynolds will play Deadpool, former hobbit Dominic Monaghan as Beak and up and comer Lynn Collins will play Silver Fox, Wolve’s old flame. X-Men Origins: Wolverine was shot entirely in Sydney and will be released in Oz on April 30, 2009.

Saturday, 8 November 2008

30 Days of Fright!

In your face sceptics! To all those people out there who said a sequel couldn’t be done, I mock you with my laughter. Mwahahahaha. Horror movie website BloodyDisguting.com received confirmation from Mandate Pictures yesterday that they’re currently working on a sequel to 30 Days of Night. For those of you unfamiliar with this film 30 Days of Night was one of my favourite horror movies of 2007 and starred Melissa George and Josh Hartnett. Shot mostly in New Zealand by British director David Slade (of Hard Candy brilliance) it made a considerable profit given its small budget and debuted at number 1 at the US Box Office. Altogether it made $40 million in America based on ticket sales alone. Adapted from the first in a series of graphic novels by Steve Niles and Ben Templesmith, 30 Days of Night depicts an Alaskan towns struggle to survive its annual 30 days of darkness when its attacked by a bloodthirsty gang of vampires. The sequel is to follow the order of the graphic novels and will centre around Stella’s journey to get revenge on the vampires who destroyed the love of her life. No word yet as to whether Melissa Geogre will be back to reprise her role but the incredible Ben Foster is returning as `The Stranger’ so hopefully that might encourage a few of the other cast members. Stay tuned for more updates.

Drain them pockets

Hey! You! Want to hear some blatantly obvious news? Twilight is going to be a mega smash and make truckloads of money. Okay, so everyone in the first world may have worked that out already but here’s the proof - tickets are already selling out in the US even though the movie doesn’t open until November 21. Fandago is America’s largest movie ticketing destination and they’re reporting more than 100 venue sell outs (and counting). According to their figures 63% of all ticket sales are for Twilight! Here are some other stats from their ongoing Twilight moviegoers survey on Fandango.com (as of 11/6/08):
87% of respondents said they saw the trailers and clips online;
92% said the trailers and clips made they want to buy a ticket to the movie;
73% are most excited to see Robert Pattinson as Edward (respondents were asked to choose one Twilight character they were most excited to see portrayed on the big screen);
31% of Twilight moviegoers are 17 or under; 28% are 18-24; 22% are 25-34; 16% are 35-49; 3% are 50 or over.
It’s still early days but things are certainly looking good for the Twilight team. I bet those investors who green lit the sequel are rubbing their hands together with glee before fanning themselves with $100 bills. Reviews are sure to pop up soon given the first press screening was held in Los Angeles last night. Whether the reviews are good or bad, it’s not going to matter. Hardcore fans (and there are millions of those) are still going to flock to the cinemas to see this movie.

A step up from working at the drive thru . . . .

It’s a sad, sad world we live in when the only work a Pulitzer-prize winner can get is putting together the script for a Spider Man movie. Playwright David Lindsay-Abaire is in final negotiations with Colombia pictures to write the screenplay for Spider Man 4 with Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst back to reprise their roles. For those unfamiliar with Lindsay-Abaire’s work he won four Tony’s for his play `Rabbit Hole’ which debuted on Broadway in 2006, starring Cynthia Nixon. The same play also took out the 2007 Pulitzer. My initial thought was, why the hell would a Pulitzer prize winner want to write the script for a Spider Man movie? Has he not seen the previous efforts? They’re craptastic specimens of popcorn cinema at its worst and the script is insignificant to the director who instead focuses on flashy special effects, immaculate set designs and expensive costuming. Honestly, given the effort in the last Spider Man movie Helen Keller could do a better job at writing the script for Spider Man 4. To confirm his status as a complete sell out Lindsay-Abaire is currently writing the script and lyrics for the Broadway adaptation of Shrek (I smell another Pulitzer coming on). `Rabbit Hole’ is also being made in to a film for 20th Century Fox with Nicole Kidman (yawn) in the lead role.

Break through the Payne barrier

God damn am I angry! I know it’s hard for many of you to believe but yes, Movie Mazzupial has the capacity to rage and rant and rage some more. After weeks of shiteous reviews I finally got up the courage to see Max Payne. And what happened? A decent, thrilling movie supported by a well rounded cast of brilliant actors. In its two hour entirety I saw nothing of a bad storyline or for that matter any of the thousand other things critics listed as elements that made this movie bad. Undoubtedly I may be a tad biased due to my obsession with Mark Wahlberg but try and put that aside for a second. I’ve read review after review comparing Max Payne to the dozens of other terrible video-game to movie adaptations and I beg you to ignore the critics. This film is worth the entry price and if you don’t see it, you’re missing out on one of the best action thrillers of 2008. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some door-knocking to do.

The Rong side of the law

According to the flyer handed out at Bond University in the law faculty, the key to being a good lawyer is the three R’s – “Rights, wRong and Remedy”. I thought law students were supposed to be, like, smart. I also heard some of them could spell and (wait for it) distinguish between the different letters of the alphabet. If I was paying for my kid to drive his or her Mercedes to Bond to learn law at one of the most expensive universities in Australia, hell, I might be a little pissed.

Tuesday, 4 November 2008

Why Tasmanians shouldn't breed

BAHAHAHA! Fucking Tasmanians! Seriously, only Tasmanians would be stupid enough to make the comments in the story below which appeared in The Australian on Friday. I've highlighted the parts I found particularly amusing. Note: BEST. HEADLINE. EVER.

Tasmanian tourism hopes cannibal film will attract tourists
By Katherine Field | October 31, 2008

TASMANIANS hope a new Australian horror film about cannibals will attract more tourists and movie makers to the Apple Isle.

The film, Dying Breed, portrays a remote Tasmanian community as flesh-eating savages.

But Tasmania Tourism Council chief executive Daniel Hanna said the movie, mostly filmed near the Pieman River, western Tasmania, should help lift the state's profile.

"Any film that shows some of the key parts .. like the rugged wilderness, is going to be a good thing and will hopefully spark some interest," Mr Hanna said today.

"Obviously as long as visitors don't expect there really to be cannibals in Tasmania."

Starring Leigh Whannell and Nathan Phillips, the film, to be released on November 6, is about four people searching for the Tasmanian Tiger when they happen on a cannibal tribe descended from escaped convict Alexander `the Pieman' Pearce.

Pearce was a real life convict who escaped a brutal penal colony in the 1830s and survived by eating other people.

West Coast Mayor Darryl Gerrity said the story's background was real and locals were happy to promote the area.

"Cannibalism did happen here, you can't ignore history although it's a bastardisation of that story," Mr Gerrity said.

Mr Gerrity joked that locals should have been used as the actors.

"Most of us would have fitted the bill admirably and true to life.

"Because we're all descendants of the Pieman."

Mr Gerrity said the area had "lots of stories here that would make good movies".

Director and writer Jody Dwyer said filming the movie, which had a $3m budget, was difficult as a lot of equipment had to be shipped to Tasmania.

Some scenes were also shot in Victoria's Dandenong Ranges.

Dwyer said the Tasmanian wilderness and isolation played the role of a character in the film, he said.

"I would have loved to have shot the whole thing in Tasmania, but I'm afraid Tasmania don't really have any back-ups in terms of film industry," Dwyer said.

Dwyer said he wanted to make a movie that would appeal to people worldwide and was commercially viable.

He believed other horror films such as Saw and Wolf Creek were changing the way Australian films were viewed internationally.

"There is a move to be more commercially aware by a new wave of filmmakers that is actually getting tired with the cliches of drug ridden suburbia or flat red heat haze outback movies, we've seen a lot of them," Dwyer said.

"You are going to still make those the Rowan Woods films, – the Little Fish films because they're beautiful films but they won't do well internationally they will be respected but not do well economically.

"A lot of films are being funded that nobody wants to see and it's a shame because people want to support the industry but if something doesn't excite me I won't spend my 15 bucks."

Dying Breed opens on November 6.

Forget coffee, lets breed baby!

It's no secret I'm a fan of horror movies and the latest Australia offering has got me peeing my panties with excitement. The fact it's yet another juicy Australian production may also have a lot to do with my excitement. Regardless, it's great to see Australian films being made that aren't about the outback or recovering drug addicts or coming of age. One of my favourite films is Wolf Creek and I was a fan of the Saw franchise (until they started producing a thousand bastardisations) and Dying Breed is from the creators of those. Dying Breed interweaves the two most fascinating icons of Tasmanian history: the extinct Tasmanian tiger and 'The Pieman' (aka Alexander Pearce) who was hanged for cannibalism in 1824. Basically four people searching for the Tasmanian Tiger in the wilderness stumble across the descendants of `Pieman'. Terror ensues. The film stars two of the biggest names in Australian horror- Leigh Whannell one of the stars and creators of Saw and Nathan Phillips from Wolf Creek. The trailer for this film is pretty darn freaky (to say the least) and hopefully its as successful as its predecessors. Decent horror movies are few and far between these days but in recent years Aussie horror films have struck a rare balance between being critical applauded and commercially successful overseas, a rare feat especially within said genre. Keep the quality Aussie horror coming!
View the trailer here:
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=72tfEhFcIS8

Above: Image from Dying Breed set

Saturday, 1 November 2008

What a choke

Hmmm. . . .I am curious.
Choke was released nationally last Thursday (October 30 for those of you playing at home) and it has got me very interested. It's an adaption of a novel written by Chuck Palahniuk aka the guy who wrote Fight Club and stars the captivating Sam Rockwell. Firstly, Palahniuk is a brilliant writer who creates some peculiarly brilliant concepts and the last adaption of one of his novels was so awesome, I have high hopes for this one. Secondly, Sam Rockwell is in the lead and I'm a massive fan of his work. A veteran screen actor, Rockwell has starred in scores of films and always tends to take on unusual roles in movies ranging from indie and arthouse to blockbuster and major budget. My personal favourite Sam Rockwell role is playing the villain Nox in the first Charlie's Angels movie (nothing beats a man doing the moon walk to Pharoahe Monch). Choke is about a sex-addicted con-man (Rockwell) who pays for his mother's (Angelica Houston) hospital bills by playing on the sympathies of those who rescue him from choking to death. An interesting concept for what is no doubt an interesting film. It all depends on whether director and writer Clark Gregg can pull it off.
Hmmm yes this is definitely on my to-see list.

Above: Sam Rockwell

What ever happened to Keira Knightley?

What happened to her? Where did she go?
Can someone please tell me where this once exciting, bubbly actress went because if I have to see her in another period drama I’m going to slaughter a kitten. Or a baby Panda. I haven’t decided which would be more powerful for dramatic affect but you can rest assured I will maim a cute animal. Seriously, this chick used to have metaphorical balls and take on some adventurous roles but now . . . . now she has done more period pieces than Jessica Simpson has done shit comedies, and that's a lot! Keira first bounced on to our screens as feisty soccer player Juliette `Jules' Paxton in the 2002 smash Bend it like Beckham. She followed that promising break through performance with the uber-successful Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl and action flick King Arthur. She then tried her chops at character acting in The Jacket which was a critical success and made a return to comedy in the brilliant Love Actually. In one of my favourite Keira roles she went against the Hollywood-pretty-girl grain and took on a hard-hitting action bitch lead in Domino. From there my friends it is a sad, sad tale as she plummeted faster than Kevin Rudd’s popularity in to tired period dramas. Sigh. I’m bored already.
It started with Pride and Prejudice . . . . .
. . . . then Atonement . . . .
. . . . . then Silk . . . .
. . . .then The Edge of Love . . .
. . . .and now The Duchess.
Come on Keira! I know letting yourself get typecast in a period roles earned you an Oscar nomination at the age of 19 (impressive) but I honestly thought you’d just shag Mr. Darcy once and then get on to building an interesting, exciting career. Get your ringleted head in the game.
 

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