Tuesday, 25 August 2009
Get your Inception on
Okay, okay, stop giving me dirty looks, it's only the teaser trailer. . .and tease it does.
Check it out HERE
Well, it's tres short and I'm not sure about the Terminator-esque music and title sequence. It does look mighty intriguing, no? And I caught a glimpse of Joseph Gordon-Levitt, so I'm happy!
NoW hurry up and be released already.
Wednesday, 19 August 2009
Will be back after this short ad break . . .
The return of Man A and the spectacular simile's
Its been a long while since I’ve posted any quotes from work colleague Man A up here. However, I’m happy to announce his return on Movie Mazzupial with the following snippet of conversation that took place last night -
Me: It’s not right man. It’s like taking advantage of a handicapped person.
Man A: Nah, it’s worse. It’s like fucking a lame seagull that’s flying in circles with a broken wing.
Truly, no one else can put it like you.
Monday, 17 August 2009
I see you baby, shakin that ass
Here I am coming to you with the latest comic book to movie adaptation that has attracted my interest. It’s called Kick-Ass and frankly, the film sounds like it will do just that. After seeing the very interesting still (below) in UK Empire magazine I sought out a bit more info on this project and when it will be hitting our screens.
Kick-Ass was released as a comic early last year and is the brainchild of Mark Millar (with artwork done by John Romita Jr). I know what you’re thinking, that’s a super quick transition to film! And it is, but you can understand the appeal to audiences who are desperate for a different take on the whole super-hero thing.

The story centres on ordinary New York high school student Dave Lizewski, who transfers his love of comic books to real-life and decides to become a masked vigilante. After basic training, he sets off to fight crime and ends up getting beaten, stabbed and eventually hit by a car. Telling his father he was mugged and hiding his costume before paramedics arrive, Dave undergoes four operations. Upon hospital release he’s back fighting crime.
This time, he doesn’t get completely owned and becomes an overnight sensation when an onlooker catches him saving a man and posts the video on YouTube. He’s dubbed with the name Kick-Ass and sets up a MySpace account so people can contact him for help. Anyway, without spoiling the remainder of the plot, a bunch of other stuff happens and he runs into a range of unusual characters during his crime fighting efforts. In particular, an 11-year-old assassin named Hit Girl who is trained and guided by a man named Big Daddy. Creepily enough, they’re a father and daughter team and no doubt the creep factor will be taken up a notch (or seven) in the film with Nicholas Cage playing the father character. Christopher Mintz-Plasse aka McLovin also has a role as Kick-Ass’s crime fighting pal Red Mist and the lead is being handled by Aaron Johnson aka the teen eye candy in Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging.

Kick-Ass is likely to have a mid-2010 release.
Friday, 14 August 2009
Cinebuzz Club 50 famous movie titles solved!
I completely forgot about my mission started late last year to name all the 50 famous movie titles in the CineBuzz Club ad. I managed to solve it in February and wrote the list down on a piece of paper. Well, said list got lost in the labyrinth that is my room and I just rediscovered it today whilst doing a clean-up. It’s now August so this is waaaaaay old but I figure you may as well see the answers I’ve come up with anyway.
They are:
Catch 22
Spiderman
Kiss From The Spiderwoman
Along Came A Spider
One Flew Overt The Cuckoos Nest
Napoleon Dynamite
Saw 3
Cinderella Man
Cinderfella
Anchorman
Ice Age
The Devil Wears Prada
American Graffiti
Swordfish
The Queen
Hot Fuzz
Priscilla Queen of the Desert
A Clockwork Orange
The Last Samurai
March of the Penguins
Titanic
Fast and Furious
To Kill A Mocking Bird
12 Angry Men
Kill Bill
Matchstick Men
Walk the Line
Thin Red Line
Ironman
Stickmen
Along Came A Spider
Raging Bull
Hellboy
Million Dollar Baby
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Signs
The Hills Have Eyes
Cool Runnings
Running Man
The Birds
Kangaroo Jack
Top Gun
The Strongest Man in the World
Sex and the City
Happy Feet
The Man From Snowy River
Storm
The Castle
The Love Factory
Juice
The Big Freeze
Hold up!
I know what you’re thinking - there are more than 50 famous movie titles listed here. Bingo, and I’m sure other people out there could add some more titles to this list because essentially the answer depends on what YOU see. For example, a friend said Pirates of the Caribbean was in there but I couldn’t see it so didn’t add it. Another example is the cartoon of a man wearing a ball gown. Technically this could be the movie title Cinderella Man, the boxing movie with Russel Crowe, or the Jerry Lewis classic Cinderfella – it just depends on what you see. Also, the shaking building with love hearts could be Sex and the City or the Tilda Swinton drama Love Factory.
So have some fun with this. If you think you’ve seen something I haven’t then please add a comment. Since I forgot about this mission for half a year I will make it up to you by starting a new mission; next time I go to the movies I intend to yell out every title when this ad comes on. I wonder how long until I’m escorted out?
Sincerely,
Movie Mazzupial
Thursday, 13 August 2009
Tim Burton's alive bride
I got this picture off Facebook from a friend of mine who went to Nikki and Steve's wedding on the weekend. Now I don't know Nikki and Steve, but my conclusion is they must be pretty awesome people to have a Tim Burton's Corpse Bride themed wedding cake. It is so cool! Sunday, 9 August 2009
Another Narnia exclsuive for you hardcore fans
This time I managed to get better quality images as my camera-phone effort was an embarrassment to your enthusiasm. In securing these pictures I didn’t have to be sneaky like last time, just creative. In saying that, I did get sunburnt during this mission and politely asked to `back up' by the Water Police when I got too close to the set. And my muscles hurt.
Let me explain. . . .
The immaculate Inception
The concept
Batman fans went into cardiac arrest last year when Nolan announced his next film would not be a third Batman instalment, rather a film he had written several years earlier. Details of the plot are being keep under tighter wraps than Tutankhamen with the actors forbidden to give away any of the details.
When asked about the movie by MTV recently, cast member and Movie Mazz favourite Joseph Gordon-Levitt had this to say (or not say):
"Here’s the thing… I cant wait to talk to you about [Inception] but I’ve been very specifically asked not to talk about it. I want to respect [director Chris Nolan's wishes] because I love his movies and I’m so honored and grateful to be working with him. He’s got a really specific idea and way he wants people to be presented with this thing."
This, in my humble opinion, hints there are more than a few twists which would spoil the movie if known beforehand. Here is what we know about the plot so far; a CEO-type becomes involved in a blackmailing scandal. That’s it. Actually, Nolan also described the film as being set “within the architecture of the mind”. The films genre falls under the action, sci-fi, thriller categories and Nolan is no amateur at creating an amazing story. In fact, just knowing he has penned this latest effort makes me feel in safe hands considering he has previously written these masterpieces ; The Dark Knight, Batman Begins, The Prestige, Memento, Following and Doddlebug. His wife, Emma Thomas, is teaming up with him again to produce and Nolan is also directing.
The Cast
Leonardo DiCaprio
The unluckiest Oscar-nominee who ever lived aka Leo, plays the lead role as the CEO-type.Marion Cotillard
Everyone’s favourite French actress (sorry Eva Green) plays Leo’s wifey.Joseph Gordon-Levitt
The power of Levittation continues with another foray into blockbusters playing an associate of Leo’s character.Ellen Page
The once-pregnant Page plays a young college grad student and Leo’s sidekick.Ken Watanabe
The man is back in villain-mode and plays the guy who is blackmailing DiCaprio’s character.Tom Hardy
A member of Leo’s teamCillian Murphy and Michael Caine

These two ridiculously talented people are also cast, but there are no details on what parts they will be playing yet.I’m hoping there will be a few more updates on the film before its July 22, 2010 release date here in Australia. Actually, scrap that. I’m digging the shrouding-in-secrecy vibe for a change. Bring on first posters and/or teaser trailer.
Saturday, 8 August 2009
It's oh so lovely
OHMIGOD!
Yesterday I wrote a post about how the trailer of a trailer for The Lovely Bones was driving me nuts with anticipation. TODAY I come to you with the OFFICIAL (squeal) FULL LENGTH (squeal) TRAILER (cue three minutes of squealing)!
Watch it HERE!
Or HERE!
And HEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEE!
Heck, it doesn't actually matter which link you click as it all directs to the same trailer complete with an introduction from a trim Peter Jackson. You don't understand how ecstatic I am, I have been waiting for this trailer for years! Seriously, years, since I first heard the novel was being adapted.
It's a perfect trailer. For a perfect movie and I think the Oscar buzz is warranted. I hope you enjoy the trailer as much as I do because lord knows I will be watching this puppy all night y'all.
The Lovely Bones opens on boxing day here in Australia and its release is eclipsing Christmas in my mind.
Thoughts???
Friday, 7 August 2009
Give a blog a bone

- Boner anyone?
- A bone to pick
- 51 film Movie Mazzupial is looking forward to in `09
- Wahlberg taking no Prisoners in `09

On the set of the latest Narnia epic!
This has to be the most exciting and exclusive post I’ve written on Movie Mazzupial.
Today I got a world exclusive, sneak peek at the latest Chronicles of Narnia film The Voyage of the Dawn Treader, which is being shot on the Gold Coast in Queensland, Australia. Well, technically I wasn’t the only media peep there as a representative from AAP wire service and Channel Nine were also treated to the behind the scenes tour. It was still pretty darn awesome. You will have to excuse the Blair Witch-esque photos as they were strict with the use of cameras and I had to take these on my phone. Oh, and please note, I have never been on the set of a Hollywood blockbuster before so you will have to excuse my fanatical gushing every now and then.

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader is the third film in Narnia franchise, which has grossed $1.2 billion at the box-office to date. This adventure sees the two younger Pevensies, Edmund and Lucy, stay with their cousin Eustace Scrubb. The trio find a painting of an old ship and become absorbed into it, where they join the new King Caspian (Ben Barnes) to find the seven lost Lords of Narnia. It takes them to the farthest edge of the eastern world where they must survive storms, sea serpents and invisible enemies to reach lands where magicians weave mysterious spells and nightmares come true.
The production started filming this week at Warner Roadshow Studios, Movie World on the Gold Coast. It’s the biggest feature film to be made in Queensland and considering most of the movies shot on the GC are indie, low-budget or crappy tv shows, understandably the locals have been going ape-shit for any info on the movie. You can appreciate the froth factor from the Movie Mazzupial camp when my efforts to get on-set finally came to fruition. We (the media party of three) were met at the entrance to the studios this afternoon and transported via buggy to one of several lavish sets created for the film.

(Above) This first pic is taken inside sound stage five and the terrible quality of my sneaky photo does not do this set justice. Basically, it’s an expansive garden set with an array of peculiar, somewhat creepy hedges. It gave off a very Alice in Wonderland feel and everything, EVERYTHING, was varying shades of green. It was designed by Francisco Blanc and took local craftsman eight weeks to put together. They will film on this particular set for only three days which is amazing considering the effort put into creating the garden wonderland which, might I add, was made by hand.
The Media Coordinator on the film, who flew in last week, said the craftsmanship behind the creation of the set had blown him away and was `just like anything you would see done in Hollywood’. Here he explains how the set will be incorporated into the movie; “This is the magicians garden in the story, Coriakin, and he has turned a society of people invisible and when the kids from Narnia sail to this island they need to find the spell that will bring these invisible people back to visibility. This set is case and point really, just look around you. This is built by locals, designed by an American, but that doesn’t make any difference. It was made by locals and it just goes to show the craftsmanship and magic exists here in Australia.”
(Below) This next shot is an overall view of the area where most of the filming is taking place at the Warner Roadshow Studios. Filming here ends in November, with a year-long post-production schedule leading to the film's Australian release in December, 2010. 

(Above) Here you can get a closer look at the booty of one of the key elements that lured the Narnia crew to film on the Gold Coast as opposed to other locations that were considered including New South Wales, New Zealand and Mexico.

(Above) What is that you ask? That is a $2.1million water tank which allows for large-scale underwater and above water filming. The State Government invested $500,000 in the tank to try and boost the number of big budget films made in Queensland so Premier Anna Bligh was there today shaking hands with people and meeting the cast etc etc. The tank is the only one of its kind in the Southern Hemisphere, and one of only a few worldwide. Productions like Titanic and Pirates of the Caribbean used similar water tanks and Fools Gold and Nim’s Island have been filmed in the tank over the past couple of years. Built into the ground, the tank measures 40m x 30m and has a graduated depth of 2m to 5m.

(Above) When I was on-set today, the lead characters including `heartthrob’ Ben Barnes were shooting a scene on a canoe in the tank.

(Above) Yeah, so, they might be splodges on here and you can only just get a glimpse of the canoe but cut me some slack – this is all from a camera phone baby. The leaf green canoe was decorated in intricate, vine-like engravings which weaved along the length of the boat in a lemon colour. The cast were all wearing the usual Narnia get-up which is like a cross between the attire of medieval Europe and Middle Earth.

(Above) Here, Premiere Anna Bligh (far left) is greeting lead cast members Will Poulter (middle) and Georgie Henley (right). You may remember Will in the incredibly awesome Son Of Rambow and this is his first feature film since then. He plays the Pevensies annoying cousin Eustace Scrubb. Besides smiling politely at the Premiere and avoiding our glances, he was pretty shy on-set (which is fair enough considering the ruckas a media scrum of three journos can create). His co-star, 14-year-old Georgie Henley, was not so shy and happily chatted with me before heading off to her lunch break. “We've been treated very well and everyone here seems very excited to have us here,” she said. “It's beautiful here. We've been around Main Beach but haven't been to any of the theme parks yet.” Henley resumes the role of Lucy Pevensie in the film, one of the major characters in the previous Narnia films.

(Above) Here’s just more on-set shenanigans as people mingle and be important. Notice the fellow second from the left with the short white hair, black sweater and jeans. That’s the director, Michael Apted, whose previous film credits include James Bond flick The World Is Not Enough, personal fav Gorillas in the Mist and guilty pleasure Enough. Apted lived up to the disheveled, elusive filmmaker stereotype on-set, but he did have this to say; “We came here for the weather and location, and so far its been spectacular”. True that. The other thing the Gold Coast has in abundance besides fake tans and plastic breasted women is super fine weather. Except on the odd occasion when we get freak storms that tear your roof off and wash away all your worldly possessions. Besides that . . . .
Alas, my friends, that wraps up my detailed account of my first experience on the set of a Hollywood blockbuster. I’m curious to know just how much this film is costing so if anyone has any info about that please leave me a comment. My guesstimate, once you incorporate the lavish sets and special-effects, is around the $100 million mark. Stay posted for more pics and goss as I plan to paddle my surf ski out into the Seaway this weekend to get some pictures of a huge wharf set they have constructed on the northern wall. Filming on this set, which is literally surrounded by ocean, starts there late next week.
I’m also hoping to bring you some pictures from the parts of the movie they are shooting at Cleveland Point. The main ship to appear in the movie was constructed at Warner Roadshow Studios and taken up the road to Cleveland to film exterior shots on the boat in September. Why wait until September you ask? Because the ship is colossal, measuring 100ft long. The interior shots on the ship will be filmed back on the Gold Coast in November. Here are some pics of the actual ship on location, taken by the father of one of the bloggers at Cine Fools.



To the moon and back
I saw Moon at the Brisbane International Film Festival last night. I had to break at least 13 different speed limits to make it there on time, but I made it. 
