Twihard or go home

If you thought Star Wars fans were hardcore, Twihards are giving them a run for their geek dollar. With the stars walking the red carpet at The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 world premiere as we speak, I figure what better time to look at some of the weirdest entries into the Twilight merchandise cannon.Shower Curtains: More terrifying than Psycho's shower scene, these are regular sell outs courtesy of makers at online hand-made retailer Etsy. After all, who hasn't wanted to have a bath while a teen vamp scowls at you from just inches away? Ah-hem.

Female hygiene products: For that oh-so-uncomfortable time of the month. This raises the `ick' factor to an all time high.

Lip Venom: Sparkly, just like your favourite vampire family, the Twilight lip venom from DuWop is a hit with tween Twihards. Usually teamed with the Edward Cullen body glitter.

Band aids: Have an owie? The Twilight gang will make it all better.

Twilight crop circles: If you thought the Twilight tampons were bad, in 2009 the minds at Utah's largest corn maze decided to create 24-acre portraits of Jacob Black and Edward Cullen. Less a sign of higher intelligence and more a sign of the apocalypse we think.

Twilight hip flasks: If you can't drink the immortal drink, no dramas. The Edward and Bella hip flask can hold your blood substitute.

Edward Cullen bedding: Adore Edward Cullen's brooding stare? Then have him watch you while you sleep! Although the unofficial line hasn't been extended to include often shirtless werewolf Jacob Black, the Edward bedding range is a best seller and includes pillow cases and doona cover.

Twilight Vibrator: Yup, the cold sparkle Vamp dildo from Tantus crosses more lines than we dare count. Lets just hope there's not a werewolf range.